I’m telling you, the more places I see and people I meet (and also don’t meet but just do life with day in and day out)…WOW. The beauty of new. The fascination of different. The hilarity of ignorance.
#1. Hawaii is an actual state…of the United States of America. Interesting fact: Honolulu is not an actual island. That would be Oahu.
Now that we’ve got that established…
#2. Most maps of all 50 aren’t accurate in scale or layout. In other words, Hawaii is not underneath California or Arizona or wherever else they choose to stick us but is actually 2,500 miles west of the West Coast. That’s an approximate 5.5-6 hour plane ride. Interesting fact: Alaska is also wrong in most maps. Google that! Alaska’s huuuuuumongous!…and likewise, not underneath California.
#3. Being born and raised in Hawaii does not equate to being native Hawaiian. For the record, I’m Asian. Interesting fact: Asian is not a language.
#4. Being born and raised in Hawaii does not equate to being really good at surfing, doing the hula, or calling everyone “brah”. Enough said.
#5. You can indeed be friendly just for the sake of being friendly. Interesting fact: I come from a place where our normal is your friendly and our friendly is your death-by-sunshine-and-happiness. Please don’t read into things too much or too deeply.
#6. Rubbish belongs in rubbish cans. Interesting fact: If you litter, you are never EVER allowed to complain about New York being dirty.
#7. When you shake someone’s hand, look them in the eye. Interesting fact: I’d really rather not shake your hand if you’re going to be like that. Lord knows the last time you washed it anyways.
#8. When you sneeze, cover your mouth (preferably with a tissue in hand or into your arm. Obviously, #7 is still fresh in my mind as something could quite possibly be fresh on your hand). Interesting fact: We will still bless you if it is a clean and cute sneeze but will mercilessly condemn you and all other ailing infidels who dare show the slightest sign of snot in a public place.
#9. Priority seating on the bus and subway are for the elderly, disabled, or pregnant. Interesting fact: We’re all going to be old someday and are going to wish, hope, and pray that some young-ins out there still honor this courtesy. Interesting fact for men: Giving up your seat is extremely attractive, as is chivalry in general. Just saying.
#10. Things don’t always turn out the way you think they’re going to turn out. Interesting fact: I could only think of nine, so I’m ending this now. That’s it. That’s all. Nine it is. I’m going to bed.



